Yellow Ice

Yep,

You got it .. Yellow Ice.. well actually it's suppose to be hielo . It's Spanish for the word Ice and when spoken sounds exactly like the word "Yellow". I hear it spoke every day and every time I hear it I think of someone peeing in the snow..lol. I know I know I shouldn't make fun of another language, but it still tickles my funny bone.
I haven't seen much of Samantha King lately but then again I haven't been on the register much for her to annoy me and she does annoy me and the others. Perhaps a few days w/o her will brighten my outlook.
Oh, I saw my stalker the other day, I 'd forgotten about it. I joked to my boss " OH Look My Stalker.. " and I figured it had been so long since I'd seen him that he'd given up.. but still I didn't come out from behind my counter. Unfortunately I'm still in his radar.. My Co Worker was to the point and on my behalf told him "NO". So, since then I've avoided helping him while still staying behind the counter or out of his sight...
Another guy ( in his 20s .. so too young to take seriously ) comes in and I told him one night I was ready to run away.... he told me " I don't have much money, but I figure we could make it out of this little town. I"ll be waiting for you after you get off of work. " Oh, no.. don't get me wrong.. the kid knows me well enough not to have taken me seriously. He wasn't waiting on my when I left work. Oddly enough, he is what an ex co -worker called "My Future Ex Husband" and that idea of him just stuck.. lol.
As for my "Boy friend" I haven't seen him in a while.. In case I haven't mentioned him before.. he is Blond, Blue Eyed, Well Spoken, and has never forgotten my name since I told him a year ago. I was stocking bags of ice into the merchandiser when he walked away from his dad to ask me.. " What is Your Name ?".
Heehee, he's 4 yrs old. He always makes a point to say hi to me. He's soo sweet, and anytime his dad comes in w/o him I always try to ask about how he's doing. The last time I saw his dad, I was told that I was turned down in lou of a swimming pool. LOL. I'm sure I'll see him again.

I have a lot of people that I enjoy seeing. A few I see every so very often. Perhaps I'll tell you more. Until then I'd better get off of here and get my but into gear so that I can get ready for work.

Love Many, Trust a Few, Harm None

No Longer the Party Queen

Well, I get a weekend off .. the first in months and D and I decide to go see a friend and meet her at the bar she works at part time.. they have a band playing too. So, we leave the house at nearly 9 pm and it some 20 minutes later when we get there.. we don't know anyone, and I don't see my friend. She isn't working that night but already told me that she made plans to be there for the band w/ another friend. So, we order up something to drink while we wait a while. And finish those drinks. Finally I catch a break and ask the girl tending bar about J; only to find out she hadn't shown at all. I am so disappointed.

So, we drive back to our town.. perhaps one of our joints .. another beer.. people we recognize; only they have a band too.. and a cover charge. Well, instead we are back home again.. an early night for sure. LOL.. It's definite.. I am no longer a party animal. I have truly outgrown the beer drinking, pool shooting, gossip driven Diva of my youth. Oh well, time for something else now..lol.


OH, by the way.. I have an update on my ex co-worker and her incarceration. After being hauled in for copping an attitude w/ the deputy ( YOu won't arrest me.. none of you would.. and so on ) and her horrid drive to jail ( pull over I"m going to be sick ). She got bailed out by Daddy Dearest, then told him that the deputy offered to let her go if she did some sexual favors for the deputy.
Now, let me reinterate my Ex Co Worker ( let call her A ). A told everyone that she was moving to TOWN to go to college and become a Child Psychologist... even though she doesn't like children. Oh, she moved.. she packed up her car, her two year old and her Boy Toy boyfriend ( about 4 years younger than her ) and moved in w/ another girl in TOWN.. until she had to move. Then after she gets back .. I'm pregnant.. No I'm NOT pregnant.. So and So is a Lier... No, I'm pregnant.. see the ultrasound. She had many customer convinced that she was going to have to have surgery on her knees, and that was a lie; that she was joining the army, and that was a lie..
So , tell me.... How am I suppose to believe her when she says the Deputy asked for Sexual favors ... ESPECIALLY when there is Recorders recording all that was said IN THE CAR. What surprizes me the most is the fact that her father actually believes her.. when he knows the stupid shit she pulls all the time, and is going to TRY to sue the county... LOL what a joke. Dumb Ass


So, that's the latest news on that front.. Until later.

Love Many, Trust Few, and Harm None

Offense # 3269

Seriously, Samantha King has got issues. She seems to be under the illusion that I am Incompetent, and cannot do a simple thing. She comes up to the counter w/ Lotto cards, only she will not allow me to process them until after I do the "First" order, then I do the Lotto Transaction, then Cigarettes.. and by this time there are 4 other people waiting on her to finish so that they can do their ONE ... complete order.


Oh, I forgot to tell you about my EX co-worker ( and I use the word loosely ) .. Apparently she got pulled over by a local deputy ( I do like him ), and when she could not produce Identification she got mouthy w/ him. So, he took her in and let her spend the night in jail.. I loved it.. Laughed my Ass off over that. She's had it coming for some time now.. all her big talk.. and talk is all she is.


Then last night, to top it all off I got stuck working w/ E-ORE. I'm serious, slow, lazy, but not cute and adorable. I just cannot understand people who have such suckie work ethics. I had to bully her to get her to do her job Away from the register. I had berate her into understanding that she just cannot walk away when ever she felt like it.. She turned me into the BITCH from Work. I do not like having to baby sit, and she pushed me to the limits w/ her lazy ass stupidity. However, my Boss gets to work w/ her tomorrow... heehee. I hope she ( E-ORE ) pulls her stupid shit w/ Boss. She will be written up for it and eventually be moved on out.

This after noon I was suppose to meet up w/ a friend and dig up some of the bulbs I have.. only the bottom fell out and we got flooded w/ rain.. It has been raining continuously for over an hour now, the winds have taken down the boat cover, and hopefully has not destroyed my garden. I am glad to not have to water then today..lol. I actually slept in thinking I was going to have to remember to do so this evening. I'm sure the big garden is loving it, not to mention the watermelon patch .


Well, now that I've listed Samantha Kings offense of the day, and laughed over an old co-worker's vanity , and bitched about a new co-worker's stupidity; I think I'll finish working on our Supper ( roast, home grown corn on the cob, and baked potato and sweet potato ) and enjoy the rest of my day off.

Until next time..


Love Many, Trust Few, Harm None

"Samantha King"

We finally have a name for our advisary at work.... Samantha King. Now, this is not the real name, but one we have picked for all our troubles.

She is the one that is upsetting the whole community and I soon hope to tell you all about her. When she comes in :
1 ) we can barely understand her .. mostly because she mumbles and yet expects us to understand her every wants and needs ;
2) has created her own language and speaks it all the time and expects us to conform to HER even though we don't live in her house or under her rules;
3) has her own place yet stays everywhere else expecting others to feed and clothe her and give her money and pay all her bills ; and
4) her children.. about 6 of them I believe. They are unruly, messy, LOUD, and most generally running wild doing what every they want and making a mess doing it.


Now, Samantha King is the type of parent that allows this wild behavior, ignoring our frowns ( cause speaking to HER does no good ). Samantha King is the customer who does NOT know how to work a Gas Pump yet gets pissed off when we "Don't" turn it on for her ( even though she has already paid for it ). Samantha King is the customer who gets totally SHIT FACED Saturday night, yet is first in church to confess all the sins only to be first to get the beer Sunday afternoon ( can't buy alcohol before 12:00 pm on Sundays ).

Believe me, I'll have more stories to tell about Samantha King and her Language, Kids, and Customer Skills in the future, I just wanted to give you a glimpse of her today.

Other than HER, everything is going well. Went to town yesterday and did some pictures for a friend at Walgreen's, shopping, shopping, shopping .. I was sooo Tired when K and I got home. She got a new shirt that says " Lock Up Paris " heehee, and it's pink. She wears it proudly. I got a couple new shirts, a pair of lounge pants, some support hose ( for my ankles since I had Deep Vein Thrombosis ) and a new bra .. now They enter a room before I do . Every once in a while I don't mind doing this but next time I'm going to do it when I have the next day off lol. I could have slept till noon just because I've been so tired. No, I'm fine, just feeling a bit nappy ( could nap a couple times a day if I allowed lol ) , but know if I did I'd only make myself into a night owl again. I always could sleep during the day time more than at night.